Okay, so get this: the story of how Red and Blue became best buds is pretty typical. On the first day of kindergarten, bullies were beating up Blue when Red blasted through outer space, crash landed at the elementary school, and kung fu kicked everyone in the face with his super-human strength. Pretty typical, right? Ever since that awesome day the two have been best friends. Kind of. Years later, Red and Blue have gone from pip-squeak pals to full grown losers. Problem is, Blue needs to buy his girlfriend, Pink, an uber-awesome birthday present but is flat broke and all out of good ideas. On the sage advice of their Raccoon friend, the two embark on a globe-spanning journey to find The Great Sword of Destiny which will reveal to them “the greatest gift a girl, no, a woman, no, a goddess... could hope to ever receive.” But what’s this? Just as their adventure begins, Blue discovers that Red didn’t save his life when they were kids to be his friend, but to impress all the chicks who were watching. Best friends become worst enemies. And the timing couldn’t be worse as now Red and Blue must race against time, and the Takagami Demon Army, to recover the three pieces of the Great Sword of Destiny and rebuild their friendship before literally everyone is killed. Yup, this is gonna be epic.