Kindergarten Cop - ROLE 1: Det. John Kimble (Arnold Schwarzenegger) ROLE 2: Joseph (Miko Hughes). Det. Kimble struggles to pass as an undercover kindergarten teacher. The kids giggle when he sits on the piano keys, and as he sternly informs them they will answer his questions – immediately - Joseph announces the anatomical disparity between boys and girls. Note: Yoostar scenes are often available both as single video clips and in scene packs. Please consider your purchase carefully before downloading.