MADtv: Season 13

Jerry Springer hosts MADtv's Most Outrageous Moments, including: Wizard of Oz - Lost Footage, UPS, Batteries Not Included, Zapruder Home Movies, Parenting Ad, Hot in Here Music Video, ACE w/John Madden, Seasame Street: Bird Flu, A Football Thing, Brian's Secret Skill.

Rating: TV-PG  Languages: English 

Sopranos: A heavily edited episode of the Sopranos airs on the religious PAX television network. Survivor Cook Island: Survivor teams are grouped according to their race. TV Land Promo: Silence of the Lambs meets the Andy Griffith Show, Prince visits I Love Lucy, and the Honeymooners gets violent. CLOPS lll: Claymation parody of COPS includes a flashing Paddington Bear and a deranged, gun toting Pilsbury Dough Boy. Larry Lost: Larry King raves about the television series Lost with inappropriate one liners. Grey's Anatomy in the House: A parody that combines hospital dramas, Grey's Anatomy and House. Phantom of the Oprah: Oprah turns demonic and attacks her guest with a baseball bat. iPad: A parody of an iPod commercial featuring the new feminine product, iPad. Attitudes: A parody of a Korean soap opera. Coors Commercial: A parody of a Coors commercial that reveals the secret to its successful brew. Montel Chilliams: A parody of the Montel Williams show that features Montel getting stoned during an interview.

Rating: TV-14  Languages: English 

Kenny Rogers’ Jackass: A parody of the television show, Jackass, featuring Will Sasso as Kenny Rogers. Bomb, Bomb, Bomb: Kim Jong Il (Bobby Lee) and P. Diddy (Aries Spears) in a hip-hop music video parody. Britney and K-Fed: Britney Spears (Nicole Parker) and K-Fed (Ike Barinholtz) at home for the Thanksgiving holiday. High School Musical: A parody of the hit movie, High School Musical, featuring, child abuse, bulimia, teen pregnancy and drugs. Apple Presentation: A political satire sketch in which Steve Jobs (Michael McDonald) reveals Apple’s latest product, the iRack, an ill-designed storage rack. My Chemical Romance: Michael Richards (Michael McDonald) goes on a “black tirade” in a parody of the hit song, The Black Parade by My Chemical Romance. Memoirs: A parody of the hit movie, Memoirs of a Geisha, featuring Bobby Lee as the Geisha. I’m Beautiful: A parody of the music video, You’re Beautiful, featuring Nicole Parker as James Blunt. TRL Emcee Esher: A parody of MTV’s TRL featuring a profanity filled performance by Emcee Esher (Aries Spears). Tickle Me Emo: From the makers of Tickle Me Elmo comes Tickle Me Emo, a depressed, angst ridden, version of Elmo. PR Project: A parody of the reality television show, Project Runway, featuring Leprechauns and Crista Flanagan as Heidi Klum. Grand Theft Auto Kansas: A parody of the hit video game series Grand Theft Auto features an endless highway through equally endless corn fields.

Rating: TV-14  Languages: English 

Swan of Hearts: Ms. Swan visits a candy store on Valentine’s Day and buys a pound of candy for her dog and scores a date with the clerk. Coach Hines Halftime Show: Coach Hines yells at and berates his students during the intermission of the high school musical, Oliver. Vancome Casino: The Vancome Lady deals a round of blackjack and insults the players.Bae Sung Auto Craze: Bae Sung, the world’s worst translator, is an incoherent auto mechanic. Dot: Isn’t She Lovely: Dot competes in a beauty pageant and wins by nibbling a piece of cheese into the likeness of Jesus. Stuart: Moving Day: Man-child, Stuart, insults the next-door neighbor and threatens to burn his house down. Lorraine At College: Lorraine takes a tour of Florida University and gets arrested by the campus police.

Rating: TV-14  Languages: English 

IT’S BRITNEY, BITCH: A parody of Britney Spears’ song, Gimme More, performed live by Nicole Parker. CARLOS MENCIA AT THE MUSIC BOX: Special Guest, Carlos Mencia, visits MADtv’s new home, the Music Box Theater. 24 WITH BOBBY LEE: A parody of the hit television series 24 featuring Bobby Lee and special guest, Carlos Mencia. SAD FITTY: A touching ballad by gangsta rapper, 50 Cent. GUESS WHO’S COMING TO DINNER: A parody of the classic film, Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner, featuring Master Chief of the hit video game Halo. TO MOCK A PREDATOR: A parody of Dateline NBC’s television show, To Catch a Predator featuring Michael McDonald and Jordan Peele. JOHNNY SANCHEZ STAND-UP: MADtv cast member, Johnny Sanchez, performs stand-up comedy at the Music Box Theater. FAMILY GUY 100TH: Arden Myrin interviews celebrities on the red carpet for the Family Guy 100th episode party.

Rating: TV-14  Languages: English 

1234: A parody of Feist's 1234 video and iPod commercial. Show Open: Crista Flanagan is traumatized and bloodied after attempting to get Hannah Montana concert tickets. Down Home Pancakes: Jordan Peele reveals the cultural differences found in a variety of commercials for the restaurant, Down Home Pancakes. Lesbionic Woman: A parody of the television show, Bionic Woman, featuring a lesbian bionic woman. Historic Music Box Theater: Special guest, Joey Fatone learns the sordid history of MADtv’s new home, the Music Box Theater. Introduction to Rice and Beans: Johnny Sanchez and Bobby Lee introduce their Heartland tour video. Rice and Beans: The Heartland Tour: Johnny Sanchez and Bobby Lee tour America’s heartland. Hollywood Lip Service: Jordan Peele, Arden Myrin, and Michael McDonald host an entertainment news program featuring Hollywood’s old and unattractive. Airline Video: Parody of a pre-flight airline video. Introduction to Anjelah Johnson: Featured cast member, Anjelah Johnson is introduced. Anjelah Johnson Standup: Featured cast member, Anjelah Johnson performs standup comedy. The Band: Video documenting the rise and fall of the world’s greatest air band, Airway to Heaven. Featuring Joey Fatone. The Band Live: The air band, Airway to Heaven performs live. Show Close: Michael McDonald closes the show.

Rating: TV-14  Languages: English 

Obama: Parody of the Rhianna music video “Umbrella” featuring Keegan-Michael Key as Barack Obama and Nicole Parker as Hillary Clinton. Introducing Dan Oster: Arden Myrin introduces new, featured cast member, Dan Oster. Coach Hines Post Game: Coach Hines holds a post-game question and answer session. A New Channel: Commercial for a new channel that features shows about really dumb and really dangerous jobs. Kathy Griffin Outtakes: Special Guest, Kathy Griffin joins Michael McDonald on a trip to Iraq. The New At&t: A commercial for At&t with featured cast member Dan Oster. Rice and Beans Tour Part 3: The third installment of Bobby Lee and Johnny Sanchez’s tour of America’s heartland. Bon Qui Qui: King Burger employee, Bon Qui Qui provides confrontational customer service and calls security on customers. Adam Talks to the Cops: A husband attempts to explain a fender bender to a cop while his wife repeatedly interrupts him. Jon Reep Standup: Comic Jon Reep performs standup comedy. Show Close: Bobby Lee says “goodnight” and closes the show.

Rating: TV-14  Languages: English 

Avril Lavigne: Parody of the Avril Lavigne video “Girlfriend” featuring Arden Myrin as the pop princess along with Lil’ Mama. Interrogation: A parody of the hit series 24. Dan Oster plays Jack Bauer with Johnny Sanchez acting as his partner. Oster interrogates a helpless old man, a young child, and a chimpanzee named Rocky. Auditions: Chemistry: Three men audition for a romance scene hoping to create chemistry with the lead actress. This clay animation is produced by Corky Quackenbush. Greenscreen: A filming of the videogame “Dragon Hunter II” directed by Dan Oster places Bobby Lee in a hysterical series of positions that suggest more than a popular videogame. Johnny Sanchez plays the CGI princess in distress. Prison Break: A spoof teaser on the hit series “Prison Break” embellishes on the over-the-top nature of the show. Hoy En La Television: A segment in which the real news is told on American television while the Mexicans live it up on Telemundo. Worst Magician: Michael McDonald stars as Chris Angel, the supposedly spontaneous street magician. Jordan Peele costars as Flava Flav, Angel’s assistant struggling to find his timing. Keegan, Christa, and Arden play the unsuspecting audience bystanders. A Helping Hand: Nicole Parker plays a desperate housewife who has a fling with the Hamburger Helper Hand. China Recall Footage: Bobby Lee plays an inspector in a Chinese toy factory who cannot resist hogging the spotlight in a staged press release video. Audition: Fight Scene: Three neurotic women audition for a fight scene in this clay animation produced by Corky Quackenbush. Alphabetology of Love: Daheli Hall stars as an African performance poet in this open-mic-night rendition called The Alphabetology of Love. Rice & Beans #4: Bobby Lee and Johnny Sanchez star in this segment of their real-life tour across the Midwest. Finding themselves in Branson Missouri, they converse with some conservative managers of the local campground. Stuart Gets New Shoes: Michael McDonald stars in his classic role as the temperamental Stuart. Mo Collins and Nicole Sullivan also star in this hilarious sketch.

Rating: NR  Languages: English 

BBC News: The news is delivered by the ugliest reporters in the U.K. Women’s Murder Club 1: A parody of the television show where the women get spooked by an itsy-bitsy spider. Auditions: Monsters: Various monsters audition to be scary in this animated sketch by Corky Quakenbush. Women’s Murder Club 2: A parody of the television show where the women fend off ogglers. Lee vs. Wild: Bobby Lee goes into the wild and attempts to survive for three days on his own. Dream Night: Pam and her husband, played by Crista Flanagan and Jordan Peele, exchange anniversary gifts. A Good Impression: A retirement party leads to a face-off of Cosby impressions, featuring Kegan-Michael Key and Dan Oster. Auditions: Superheroes: Various masked men audition for the role of Superhero in this animated sketch by Corky Quakenbush. Women’s Murder Club 3: The women get a little catty in this parody of the television show with featured cast member Anjelah Johnson. Rice & Beans Part 6: The sixth installment of Bobby Lee and Johnny Sanchez’s tour of America’s heartland. Madden Popcorn: Outtakes of John Madden from an infomercial for his popcorn popper, featuring Frank Caliendo and Bobby Lee. Mini-mart: The owner of a mini-mart, Farhid, played by Johnny Sanchez, mistakes a Mexican customer for a fellow Arab. A New Boss: Sean Gidcomb, played by Michael McDonald, gets promoted and introduces his replacement Shane, played by Neil Patrick Harris.

Rating: TV-14  Languages: English 

Episode #1312: Juno II, O, Resignation, Bike Ride, Celebrity Rehab #1, Celebrity Rehab #2, PC Description, Mofaz: Hilarity Clinton, American Idol Red Carpet, New Self-Help Book, Real Sports Promo, Celebrity Rehab Tag

Rating: TV-14  Languages: English 

Sensual Opening: This is a parody of Snoop Dogg's "Sensual Seduction". Crista Flanagan and Keegan-Michael Key intro the show; March Madness! The Kardashians: This is a parody of "Keeping up with the Kardashians". The producers of the show tell the girls to help a blind man. Inside Looking Ahead: Inter-racial couples sing several songs about Barack Obama with hilarious results. New Attitude: Dr. Poon Ji Sum is challenged to a ping-pong game by the president. One and A Million: A woman tries to win TV game show with increasingly difficult rules. Street Kings: Hugh Laurie: Eugene interviews Hugh Laurie about his new movie "Street Kings" and what level he is on. Wing Woman Open: Arden Myrin explains her role as Bobby Lee's "Wing Woman". Wing Woman Kat Von D: Arden Myrin tries to help Bobby Lee hook up with Kat Von D with hilarious results. Street Kings: Chris Evans: Eugene interviews Chris Evans about his new movie "Street Kings" and being on fire. Investigative Report #1: Investigative reporter and little person, Cruz Gavero, investigates health code violations at a car repair shop, a nail salon and a amusement park. Buildings: Shack: "Fun with Stock Footage" Buildings: Office: "Fun with Stock Footage" Street Kings: Cedric: Eugene interviews Cedric the Entertainer on his new movie "Street Kings" and the origins of his name. Show Close: Jordan: Jordan (and the cast) says "goodnight" and closes the show.

Rating: TV-14  Languages: English 

Cold Open. Girlicious: Parody of Girlicious with Keegan-Michael Keys as Robin Antin. Girlicious then perform "Lick Me Up". Swift #1: Campaign ad targeting John McCain. Swift #2: Campaign ad targeting Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton. Yes I Can: This is a parody of Barack Obama's "Yes We Can" featuring Bobby Lee as Kim Jong Il. Mannequin Vs. Mannequin: The police are stumped by a series of murders. Michael McDonald is "The Mannequin" and Neil Patrick Harris guest stars. Moment of Truth: This is a parody of Moment of Truth. Dan Ostler is Mark L. Wahlberg, Bobby Lee is Connie Chung and Michael McDonald is Maury Povich. With hilarious results. VCR Repairman #1: VCR Repair shop gets a call from a man who needs his VCR repaired. VCR Repairman #2: VCR Repair shop gets a call from a woman who wants to get her VCR upgraded. Robbery: The police respond to a call from Mellow Mel, Jordan Peele, who is a criminal. Mattress Commercial: Michael McDonald is Murry Birnbaum a mattress salesman. Fashion Surprise: Jordan Peele and Nicole Parker are fanatical fashion show hosts who give makeovers to fashion disasters, SURPRISE! Diet Ad: Crista Flanagan considers a revolutionary new weight loss program. Robbery: Hit & Run: Mellow Mel returns, this time at the scene of a hit and run. VCR Repairman #3: VCR Repair shop gets a call from the Radison. Show Close.

Rating: TV-14  Languages: English 

Cold Open - Albanian Idol: This is a parody of American Idol and Albanian television. Show Open: Bobby & Dominic Monaghan: Dominic Monaghan, star of Lost and Lord of the Rings, teaches Bobby Lee some of the finer points of acting. Domi-Lost: Dominic Monaghan and Bobby Lee are on a road trip together when they become...LOST. Star Wars Response: Jordan Peele takes issue with a video posted on Youtube by a Star Wars fan. Johnny Gan: Superhero Movie: Johnny Gan and his friend Pongo reveal their new Thailand super hero movie "Tching Ling". Guest starring comedian/actor Ken Jeong. Barkley/Wade #1: Charles Barkley befriends Dwayne Wade by putting him in his Phone Five. Barkley/Wade #2: Dwayne Wade begins to regret being in Charles Barkley's Phone Five. Viva La Vote-A: This is a parody of Fox News with Johnny Sanchez as "Lil' Joker". Barkley/Wade #3: Things start to get creepy between Charles Barkley and Dwayne Wade. New Fantasy Film: This is a parody of modern fantasy films. Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin and Dominic Monaghan star. Final Interview: Mr. Evans, played by Michael McDonald, is a boss with an unusual interview process. Dog TV Ad: This is a parody of dog ads. Show Close: Arden Myrin says goodnight with the cast.

Rating: TV-14  Languages: English 

Credit Card: Musical Parody of FreeCreditReport.com commercial. Dr. Phil: Family Counseling: Dr. Phil interviews the Spears family. Spin!: Fake trailer for movie about sign spinners. 24 with Bobby Lee and Dave Navarro: Bobby Lee and Dave Navarro hang out and try to get rid of Bobby’s “love boil.” T-Mobile Fav 5: Oprah: Parody of T-Mobile commercial with Oprah’s 5 most called phone numbers. Coach Hines: Leadership Day: Coach Hines takes his students paintballing. T-Mobile Fav 5: Simon Cowell: Parody of T-Mobile commercial with Simon Cowell’s 5 most called phone numbers. T-Mobile Fav 5: Oprah: Parody of T-Mobile commercial with Oprah’s 5 most called phone numbers. Idol Opening: One MADtv Cast member to be eliminated in the style of American Idol. GTA Boardgame: Commercial for boardgame based on the Grand Theft Auto video games. Sesame Street: Big Trouble: The Sesame Street gang deals with the hard times of an economic recession. T-Mobile Fav 5: Beyonce: Parody of T-Mobile commercial with Beyonce’s 5 most called phone numbers. Luann: Live at the Music Box: Crista as her alter ego Luann performs a stand-up routine. Feed the Children: Fake commercial for donating money to third world children.

Rating: TV-14  Languages: English