Vince Vaughn presents his new hit show, Vince Vaughn Bangs Your Mom. Meet Casper’s brother Jasper, the Douchebag Ghost. Ninjas compete in a game show. A nerd gives us a much-needed lesson on GoBots. The cast of Sesame Street deals with a viral outbreak. A robot learns what it means to be alive. Robot Chicken holds a telethon that goes horribly awry.

Montezuma gets his revenge, and the results smell terrible. Calvin and Hobbes have fun therapy adventures. Cameron Diaz has just 24 hours to live! Frankenstein’s in-laws are less than pleased. Mario and Luigi stumble into the violent world of Grand Theft City.

Snow Job finds his specialized skills aren't in high demand with G.I. Joe. Thing grows up and leaves the Addams Family nest. Carney the Leprechaun is an irresponsible keeper of the gold. The Memory Game challenges the brainpower of contestants, and the penalty for failure is death! The Black Stallion teaches us about race relations. Oprah and Dr. Phil team up in the greatest buddy cop movie ever!

Robot Chicken w***es itself out to corporate America. The Fantanas visit the Middle East peace process. E.T. finally returns home, but it's less cool than he remembered. The secret life of jack-o'-lanterns is finally revealed. A child's spaceship spells bad news for Dad. The mythical Pegasus meets a demented little girl. Skynet goes online, turning Inspector Gadget into an unstoppable killing machine!

Meet Cork, the world's greatest retarded detective! The legendary Kraken sea monster learns freedom isn't all it's krak-ed up to be. Weird Al Yankovic's "Weasel Stomping Day" gets a Robot Chicken video treatment! The wishes of children come true, with dire results. The crew of the Starship Enterprise faces their greatest foes yet - themselves!

Jesus and the Argonauts find action and adventure, and turn their backs on it. Kids will love playing with My Stalker! Orlando Bloom must help his fellow passengers survive after a plane crash. Learn the secret life of Batman villain the Penguin. The Micronauts climb a mountain. Playmobil cowboys search for new frontiers. The U.S. government declares war on Christmas.

The Burger King serves up some delicious B&E. Li'l Hitler will win your heart! The Library of Heaven yields answers even God doesn’t want you to know. Garfield and Heathcliff take each other to court. A giraffe deals with the stages of death. The gang from Police Academy joins the X-Men.

Mr. T and the Foo Fighters forge an unlikely alliance. Stretch Armstrong needs a corn syrup transplant. A guy dates his GPS navigational system. Learn the untold origin of Alvin and the Chipmunks! Roger Ebert and guest reviewer M. Night Shyamalan present upcoming feature films, including Schindler’s List 2: Schindler's Pissed.

A kid gets a used-car surprise: a Tron cycle! Rainbow Brite reveals her dark side. Rom: Spaceknight meets his ultimate nemesis! Into the Blue gets a relevant skewering. Young Young Indiana Jones finds treasure at his elementary school. Hulk Hogan busts out of prison camp in Hogan's Heroes.

Cuddles the fabric softener bear gets the wrong kind of hug. Corporate disputes get solved hand-to-hand in Office Fighter. Monkeys explore outer space on a budget. George W. Bush discovers he has Jedi powers. And we're back with more of those stupendous bloopers, including audition tapes from MTV's Jackass!