Napoleon Dynamite pops up as a famous figure from history. Fizzing candy has terrible repercussions for young Mikey. A weakling turns into the “King of the Beach” with some illegal help. The laughter is canned for the sketch comedy show “You Can’t Do That on Robot Chicken.”

Dean Devlin and Roland Emmerich re-make Godzilla... again. A crime-fighting monkey saves monkeys from a monkey supervillain. An average fellow named Doug wakes up in the world of the Huggytime Bears. Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, Leatherface and other horror movie icons sign on for the reality show Big Brother.

A video dating experience takes a turn for the worse. An Oriental massage also takes a turn for the worse. Keanu Reeves wants you to buy his special brand of sausage. The Scooby-Doo gang encounters Jason Voorhees at Camp Crystal Lake.

Sailor Moon encounters a bone-chilling villain. A nerd wins a date with famous actress Scarlett Johansson. “Welcome to the Terrordrome” showcases inner-office machinations at the headquarters of G.I. Joe’s nemesis Cobra. “America’s Most Tragic Home Videos” will make you laugh and cry.

The world’s most famous monkey busts loose on Skull Island in “Ding Dong, King Kong.” Scandalous Hollywood news and gossip get the Pat O’Brien treatment. The Smurfs are terrorized by a serial killer in “Murder in Smurf Town X.”

“The World’s Most One-Sided Fistfights” get wild at Mardi Gras. Benjamin Franklin grapples with historical figures like the Wright Brothers and Mahatma Gandhi in “Educational Wrestling Federation”. Oprah Winfrey fulfills all her viewers’ fondest wishes—almost. A man in a public restroom encounters the terror known as “Dumplestiltskin”. “12 Angry Little People” deliberate a crime most heinous.

William Shatner’s toupee has adventures the action star can only dream of. Heaven’s not all it’s cracked up to be in “Can We Handle the Truth?” Hilary Duff’s new film combines history and teen drama in an updated The Diary of Anne Frank. The fates of the greatest action figure toy lines from decades past are exposed in “Where Are They Now?”

The roller-coaster celebrity life of the Incredible Hulk is profiled in “Hollywood Spotlight.” Masters of the Universe is rocked by a Paris Hilton-style sex tape. Michael Jackson returns from space to confront his n’er-do-well alter ego in “Where’s Michael?”

The last surviving member of N*Sync, Joey Fatone, must avenge his murdered bandmates in a deadly martial arts tournament. Check out a little scrambled porn on your 1980s-era cable box. M. Night Shyamalan has endless fake-outs in store for viewers in "The Twist".

The secrets of The Crying Game, Star Wars and The Village are exposed in “Welcome to the Spoilers.” Travel back in time to witness Benny Hill’s funeral. The Great Pumpkin of Peanuts fame finally shows itself—and starts killing everyone in sight.