Goat Simulator

Goat simulation is finally leaving the planet where it was once conceived to explore the endless possibilities of space (Though we only had time to explore some of them) You no longer have to fantasize about colonizing space as a simulated goat. Your dreams have finally come true! • Crowdfund a space colony and get other people to pay for it and do all the work! • Endless space full of planets to visit. But seriously it would take forever to go there so why bother • There is one planet nearby though. Go to that one • Fly and shoot stuff in space, because nobody makes games about flying and shooting in space anymore • Learn how to be a real bridge commander! • The biggest map in goat simulator history, filled to the brim with exclusive content.

Introducing Goat Simulator: PAYDAY, the latest in goat simulation technology. Being a goat has never been this realistic! • FOUR AWESOME GOATS - be a camel, flamingo or even a dolphin in a wheelchair, there are no limits (except the 4 playable goats) • Use your goat crew to smash & grab, then blast away all your money at Goat Gambling • Buy things using your easy-earned cash. Mostly masks. Okay only masks. • Unlock new, even dumber stuff.

You no longer have to fantasize about being a simulated goat in a simulated MMO, your dreams have finally come true! Experience faction warfare between goats and sheep in an MMO simulation so good you’ll think it’s real. • Complete dozens of quests, level up a hundred times and play five different classes: Warrior, Rouge, Magician, Hunter and Microwave • Level cap in MMO is 101. That’s right, not 100 but 101. • Features elves and dwarves

For all of the aspiring zombies out there, you can now be a zombie goat in the middle of a zombie apocalypse! • Local Goat-Op with up to 4 players! • Tons of unlockable new goats with special powers! • Contains zombies, because you can’t have a zombie apocalypse without them • You can craft anything in the world, as long as it’s one of the half dozen weapons in the game

Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat; your dreams have finally come true! Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while head-butting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Key Features • You can be a goat • Get points for wrecking stuff • We've only eliminated the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious

Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat; your dreams have finally come true! Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while head-butting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Key Features • You can be a goat • Get points for wrecking stuff • We've only eliminated the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious